Weathered Wanderer Gifts

A cancelled hunting trip

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

Bleak

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Climate change

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."