Tired Warrior Gifts

"First break since 2008."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Burn out

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

"She's in her happy place again."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."