Overwhelmed Warrior Gifts

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Burn out

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'You're too aggressive.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Karate School.