Overwhelmed Warrior Mugs

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Burn out

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'You're too aggressive.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Karate School.