Enthusiastic Warrior Mugs

Karate School.

La Table

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Pointing.

Mod Kwan Doh

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Militant Pacifists

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

William Tell Executions.

'You're too aggressive.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Fencing Lessons

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

'Worry kills more people than work.'

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'Certain names and places in my 'What I did over the weekend' report have been changed to protect the innocent.'

Protecting the green

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"Whose idea was it to pillage a zen garden?"

Braveheart.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Tai Chi

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."