Enthusiastic Warrior Pillows

Karate School.

La Table

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Pointing.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Mod Kwan Doh

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Militant Pacifists

William Tell Executions.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Fencing Lessons

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Protecting the green

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Certain names and places in my 'What I did over the weekend' report have been changed to protect the innocent.'

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Braveheart.

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

Tai Chi

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'