Optimistic Warrior Pillows

'On the bright side, I've conquered my fear of failure.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Militant Pacifists

Don't Take No For an Answer

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Drawing on an island.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Well, here we are again.'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Coronovirus dreams

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

You are more than your job description.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!