Optimistic Warrior Pillows

'On the bright side, I've conquered my fear of failure.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Militant Pacifists

Don't Take No For an Answer

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Drawing on an island.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Coronovirus dreams

Just Because it's Tuesday

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

You are more than your job description.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Fencing Lessons

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!