Confidence Warrior Pillows

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Leadership suits you

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always expect the best

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Learning Curve

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Interviews.

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"