Body Confidence Warrior Pillows

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Body Shaming

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me, trying to get in.'

Celebrating National No Bra Day

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

'Now that's more like it.'

"Do these stilts make me look thinner."

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

"Of course you don't look fat."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"

Hurrah for control pants!

"You're 30? Me too!"