Body Positivity Warrior Pillows

Elephants with 'Cankles'.

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Body Shaming

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Now that's more like it.'

'Actually, in your case thinking you're fat and ugly doesn't strictly qualify as low self-esteem.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Do these stilts make me look thinner."

Weight Index Scale

"I sure wish I could lose those last five pounds."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Privates Beach"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Breast Height Chart

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Aging Problems