Body Positivity Warriors Pillows

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Privates Beach"

Breast Height Chart

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Aging Problems

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Fat fairy

Girl's weight issues.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."