Body Confidence Pillows

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Does this swimsuit make me look fat?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Middle aged woman without bra.

"My mistake. I must have had you on the Beach Ball Body program."

"I find basic black to be a very slimming color."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

wattle covers

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Girl's weight issues.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Fat fairy

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Me when by BDD shows up