Self-confidence Pillows

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Do you think a man can be too good-looking?'

"I don't feel comfortable with this body."

Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I require an enormous salary or I begin to doubt myself.'

If you've got it flaunt it!

Big is gracious.

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

Insecure elephant

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"Yes I may be fat and ugly, but at least I'm not a hippo crit."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Do you have a skinny pant that 's a little less skinny?"

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

Hurrah for control pants!

"Hey, four eyes!"

'You REALLY mean that,Fred - I'm TWICE the woman she'll ever be!'

"But do I believe in me?"

In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's sure enough with his masculinity that he doesn

"As a matter of fact, yes, I was sunbathing topless."

Ashley the Approval Seeker

Married Modesty

"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way..."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"Say, we pandas are cute!"

"Studly"?

Some of my measurements....as opposed to...some of your measurements.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.