Body Confidence Booster Pillows

"You're 30? Me too!"

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You can do it!"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'