Confidence Booster Pillows

Don't Bother to Knock - Just Walk in and Say Hi!

'Of course you're big and clumsy, but don't forget one thing. You're supposed to be big and clumsy.'

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Echo canyon. 'You're a smart, excellent, successful manager.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Ugly monster looks at normal reflection in mirror

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Daily Affirmations

Assertiveness Training Institute: 'What are you looking at?'

'My wife's always happiest talking to someone fatter than she is.'

'Dr Franz? Where can I find more of these support hose?'

"Viola player coming through!"

Motivational Speaker

"If you're nervous, just imagine everyone in the audience without their Spanx."

"You seem to have plenty of confidence."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

'He's got bags of self-confidence - whenever he moves house, he sends the Nobel Prize Committee the new address...'

Presenting a better image

Henry's confidence was down.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

Empowerment

"You'll find the book, 'Living Happy with Thunder Thighs' right there."

"You asked Mr. Rod for a raise?!"

"Mindless yapping empowers me."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"I'm too old? No way! In fact I feel like a twenty year old....You are in your twenties, aren't you?"

Cojones

"Say something pompous!"

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."