Confidence Booster Collector Pillows

'You'll become a much better salesman because this little fellow will give you more self-confidence on price negotiations with aggressive purchase managers!'

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Always expect the best

Ego Increasing School

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Keep the econoimy moving

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Don't Take No For an Answer