Confidence Booster Club Pillows

"This book has given me the confidence to do what I have to do...to say what I have to say!"

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Ego Increasing School

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You can do it!"

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'