Confidence Coach Pillows

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Personnel Dept - I see from your references you're a skilled man.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC - CLOSED: 'We got overconfident.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Billy's speech impediment made him a bit nervous around girls.

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Self Confidence Class

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

The great and near-great

Wow, it's Sue! Think of something spontaneous to say...

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

'To succeed in these hardball negotiations, Tim, you can't let the other side know that you threw up in your mouth.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'His self-confidence has soared since we started sending him to private school.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

Shark

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"