Confidence Builders Pillows

I'm a goddess. Love me forever.

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

'Self esteem is low in Doddletown.'

Insecure elephant

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Ego Increasing School

Always expect the best

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"You can do it!"