Confidence Boosters Pillows

Fat man looks in mirror and sees slim, handsome reflection.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

Fake it.

Shopping for Underwear

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Go ahead, take a number - you deserve one!'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Well, at least you feel better."

Girls with great limbs never worry about their family tree.

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Keep the econoimy moving

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."