Confidence Crusader Pillows

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

"Dad, I'm proud of who I am. I know my history...I know where I am...and I know where I'm going! I can show the world that I belong with the best of them!"

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Why are you smiling?"

The meek shall inherit the earth

"Hi. I'll be your professor for Self-Esteem 101."

Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

'That guy we make fun of all the time is here to see you.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

Precisely when did you first start feeling invisible in meetings?

"But do I believe in me?"

My thighs touch because they in love

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

I can give this speech. People want to hear my speech. I'll put one word after the next, and before I know it, I'll be giving a speech. Self-Motivational Speaker.

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"For God's sake, shape up! Is that the face of a power broker?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

Racial Profiling

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

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