Confidence Champ Pillows

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

If you've got it flaunt it!

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The great and near-great

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"It makes me feel better about myself."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Self Love Witch

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'