Confidence Queen Pillows

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I'm at the point in my life where I can finally accept the fact that I have great hair."

If you've got it flaunt it!

Bad hair day!

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Learning Curve

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'