Overwhelmed Office Warrior Mugs

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Working hours.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'Dog eat dog.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Working 9 to 5.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Why am I running?

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Subordinate Employee

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."