Overwhelmed Office Dweller Mugs

'You weren't here to say no.'

"When you said this job was a breeze, I thought you mean easy."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Working hours.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

I work and work and never get ahead

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Woof"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

-I'm prepared to pay you more if you work hard. -I knew there'd be a catch.

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

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