Festive Office Dweller Mugs

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

'Now it fits.'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Woof"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

'You weren't here to say no.'

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

Santa's gifts for 2021

-I'm prepared to pay you more if you work hard. -I knew there'd be a catch.