Festive Businessperson Mugs

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Christmas card access

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Salesman in a Santa suit

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Santa Claus donates blood.