Festive Businessperson Pillows

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Christmas card access

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Salesman in a Santa suit

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Santa Claus donates blood.

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'