Festive Worker Pillows

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Santa's gifts for 2021

Christmas card access

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

Mother Cowmas

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

'Ho, ho, ho!'

An Organic Christmas

Farmer Pickles Present.

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day

"I'm surprised he didn't see that coming."

'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.

'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

Santa Strike

"I just got the sudden urge to open a Christmas Club account."

Xmas Cracker Cow with strange gift cow pats.

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'