Festive Work Struggles Pillows

"No, we have to work all the time: We don't even get Christmas Day off..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

57th Birthday balloons

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Santa's gifts for 2021

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Off to a bit of a bad start, aren't we, Dear?"

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Happy New Year 2012!

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

Sign Santa is growing older: 'Ah, Donner, Dancer...the one with a red nose...'

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Who hired him?"

Do you know the time, Santa?

Workaholic's Christmas Party

Beniot and the Bohemians from La Boheme

'Vote union - pass it on!'

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'

A Christmas Carl.

Christmas in jail.

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

'Hmm...Xmas eve.. I might just loosen my tie a little...'

'I'd like my Daddy out of jail.' 'I wish we stuck to making toys.'

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

Tired Elves