Festive Work Aficionado Pillows

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Christmas fairy.

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."