Festive Work Aficionado Prints

"I'm surprised he didn't see that coming."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Christmas fairy.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

A bit pre festive isn't it?