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Christmas card access

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Santa's Helpers

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'I hate when they do this.'

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Xmas

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Salesman in a Santa suit

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'