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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Santa's Helpers

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Safe Christmas.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Xmas

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Salesman in a Santa suit

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'