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'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Home depot."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

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Christmas Hugs

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Shelf on an elf

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'