Festive Fellow Pillows

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Safe Christmas.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy New Year

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Xmas

'Hey you take that outside.'

I brake for Jetliners.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

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'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'