Festive Family Member Pillows

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

"Your mother and I are tired of your reindeer games."

Trick or treating dog.

'This child obesity is killing me!'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"You'd better open the big one first. I forgot to put air holes in it!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Santa Dog

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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"This might take awhile, Lord."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

The Big Tree

Halloween Mobile

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Christmas card access

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'