Festive Family Joker Pillows

'I've gone over the numbers three times. The naughty have surpassed the nice.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Night of the Latkes

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

"First break since 2008."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Baby On Boardroom

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Wheeeeeeee!"