Family Getaway Jokers Pillows

"The mother in law ruined the holiday...she started complaining the moment we took her off the roof-rack!

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"First class, or with children?"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Raised by Dogs

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."