Family Getaway Jokers Gifts

"The mother in law ruined the holiday...she started complaining the moment we took her off the roof-rack!

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"First class, or with children?"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Raised by Dogs

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

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