Road Trip Jokers Gifts

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

Airport Security.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Roads with a view.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Parts of an automobile

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Farts.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

"Oh, bugger!"

Boating trip

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

Lav-Mummie

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

You're getting warmer.

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

'Remember you insisted we came away to forget-well I forgot to pack your case!!!'

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.