Road Trip Jokers Gifts

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

Airport Security.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Roads with a view.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Parts of an automobile

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Farts.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Airbnb?"

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

"Oh, bugger!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Lav-Mummie

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

Boating trip

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

You're getting warmer.

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.