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'I've gone over the numbers three times. The naughty have surpassed the nice.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Baby On Boardroom

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Balancing Family and Work