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Happy Xmas to our Team

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frosting the Snowman

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Safe Christmas.

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Vendo Tree.

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

Elf

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Carolling

Congregation

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"You'd better open the big one first. I forgot to put air holes in it!"

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

Merry Xmas