Festive Financial Analyst Pillows

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Christmas card access

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

Carolling

Congregation

Financial Christmas

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'