Festive Financiers Pillows

"I don't believe in you. Besides, if you'r real, why do you need to worry about retirement investments? Aren't you timeless?"

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Dreaming of a supplyside Christmas season.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

Financial Christmas

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

Santa Claus donates blood.

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

'This could be interesting, quick go and get the video camera!'