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"I don't believe in you. Besides, if you'r real, why do you need to worry about retirement investments? Aren't you timeless?"

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Dreaming of a supplyside Christmas season.

Frosting the Snowman

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

Financial Christmas

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

Santa Claus donates blood.

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."