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'Hello, Huff & Swoon?...Yeah, buy me 300 shares of Hanukkah.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Advent Calender.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Ice skating boyfriends

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

Financial Christmas

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

"I don't believe in you. Besides, if you'r real, why do you need to worry about retirement investments? Aren't you timeless?"