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Tree in Dollar Shape.

The day the stock market went UP.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Advent Calender.

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Ice skating boyfriends

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

Financial Christmas

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.

'How about a Santa Claus stock rally this year?'