Financial Festive Lovers Prints

Tree in Dollar Shape.

The day the stock market went UP.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

Advent Calender.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Ice skating boyfriends

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Financial Christmas

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'How about a Santa Claus stock rally this year?'