Festive Finance Enthusiast Prints

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"Since the bail-out, Christmas Club accounts are used for our Christmas party. Don't worry. You're invited!"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

The day the stock market went UP.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Advent Calender.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Vaccine Reindeer

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

'I see management bonuses remain unaffected again this year.'

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"It doesn't feel like Christmas. So, I'm drinking until it does."

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'