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" ... cash and securities in an offshore account, tax-deferred status on real-estate capital gains ... "

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree